“The best part of a relationship, is getting to call the person, or lay down next to them, and tell them all the crazy things that happened to you all day long. In the end that’s what it’s about. It’s not about sex, it’s not about the money they give you, it’s not about how good looking they are, it’s about them listening to you talk for hours and hours and hours, about stupid shit that doesn’t matter.”—Tegan Quin. (via save-yourscissors)
“These (GOP) debates… they have jumped the shark. Because last night — I swear to God — the Republicans talked about three things: deporting Mexican grandmothers; building a colony on the Moon that could become the 51st state; and how Obama is out of touch.”—BILL MAHER, Real Time (via inothernews)
Sex, Love and Relationships PINTEREST: Making lists of “dealbreakers” in relationships while planning their dream wedding and future baby’s bedroom. TUMBLR: Feeling jaded about all IRL relationships and just kinda more into looking at sparkling GIFs of naked women with bruises, covered in bloody roses.
Diet and Fitness PINTEREST: Always seeking motivational quotes, thinspiration and mini-workouts to help them be the best they can be. TUMBLR: Sit in basement pressing buttons for exercise, making a Microsoft Paint drawing of hot dogs.
Drugs PINTEREST: Drugs? I’d rather make a sincere waterfall macro with a Bible quote on it, thank you. TUMBLR: Which hashtag will lead me to the weirdest shit to stare at while I’m stoned?
Interior Decoration PINTEREST: Cataloging any and all granite kitchen stylings for my future dream home with rich man emulating Disney prince. TUMBLR: Decorates their actual home with their own attempts to create pixelated versions of popular cartoon characters
Technology PINTEREST: How can I use 20 thrifted bobbins to create a rack for my antique hairbrush? TUMBLR: Is the mute switch on the new iPad software really necessary? Let’s debate this via 20 reblogs.
-Becky Lang likes both but is definitely a Tumblr person
"Which hashtag will lead me to the weirdest shit to stare at while I’m stoned"