wh0re-mouth:

noitsfabrayberry:

person: he’s so hot

lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive

person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men

lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good

THANK YOU

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archiemcphee:

California-based Yarnboming artists Jill and Lorna Watt of Knits For Life (previously featured here) recently transformed a pair of unassuming benches near the San Francisco Ferry Building into adorably ferocious monsters, complete with six awesome orange feet. The irrepressibly inventive sisters created this delightful yarn installation for an upcoming episode of CCTV America’s new show Full Frame.

[via Laughing Squid]

alicia-romero-lopez:

syd-k:

WHY ISN’T IT TAGGED, WHYYYYY. I shall feex eet.

This is from “A Gathering of Cats” by Makoto Shinkai. It’s a one-minute short, and you can watch the whole thing here.

Truest shit I’ve seen since Chi’s Sweet Home, y’all. Truest shit.

XDDDD

(Source: piyox22, via peel-a-potato-with-a-potato)

phantompromise:

tycoondashie:

40niyr:

fenris-kin:

omnicat:

sneakymedulla:

aboysbestfriendishismother:

wait a minute

actually, no. don’t wait a minute. i will accept this. i would just clear the bullshit-factory from my mind, get sussed out, constantly have my shit together in every situation, and charged my entire being with creativity and awareness.
i am so down with this~

Yes please.

No more depression. No more anxiety. No more losing my temper at stupid shit. No more crippling fear for the future… None of it. 

You guys don’t think big enough.
Feeling motivated and pumped 24/7. Conscious access to your pattern-matching faculties and muscle and generic memory. Splinter your hemispheres and delegate different tasks for improved multi-tasking. Whatever it is you’re doing, from rocket science to playing Starcraft for a living, you’d be dominating the field in a decade.

not big enough.with 100% brain power you can learn anything much faster than anyone on earth and master it at a record pace, you could out program entire companies, out smart geniuses, never sleep as you can rest your brain in phases become the all powerful being.

every post on this site always ends with world domination has anyone noticed that

phantompromise:

tycoondashie:

40niyr:

fenris-kin:

omnicat:

sneakymedulla:

aboysbestfriendishismother:

wait a minute

actually, no. don’t wait a minute. i will accept this. i would just clear the bullshit-factory from my mind, get sussed out, constantly have my shit together in every situation, and charged my entire being with creativity and awareness.

i am so down with this~

Yes please.

No more depression. No more anxiety. No more losing my temper at stupid shit. No more crippling fear for the future… None of it. 

You guys don’t think big enough.

Feeling motivated and pumped 24/7. Conscious access to your pattern-matching faculties and muscle and generic memory. Splinter your hemispheres and delegate different tasks for improved multi-tasking. Whatever it is you’re doing, from rocket science to playing Starcraft for a living, you’d be dominating the field in a decade.

not big enough.

with 100% brain power you can learn anything much faster than anyone on earth and master it at a record pace, you could out program entire companies, out smart geniuses, never sleep as you can rest your brain in phases become the all powerful being.

every post on this site always ends with world domination has anyone noticed that

(via peel-a-potato-with-a-potato)

Poe’s Law: That moment when a Fox Business commentator sounds just like a Disney villain.

(Source: azurish, via the-uterus)

taedisplay:

kerokamina:

innervenom:

savedmyselffromthedragon:

karnythia:

signalfire90:

cesaret:

“May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?”

I’m pretty sure this is why Tumblr gave us photosets.

To this day, I still have absolutely no idea if he actually did the right thing by shooting little Tiffany. His story was very convincing…

I totally bought that he was right.

I always though this was about not demonizing people based on how they look, instead focussing on what they do.

Wow

THAT’S RIGHT AGENT J

(Source: kazuos, via chenisthebestkitty)

fuckyeahfelines:

SIGNAL BOOST for Cat Lovers in Ohio (Marietta area)
Ohio Valley Humane Society - Marietta, Ohio
This shelter has literally hundreds of cats and lots of beautiful black cats right now! Some have sponsored adoption fees!
"Harmar" is a handsome adult male kitty who came to the HSOV on February 27, 2014 after he was found on Harmar Street in Marietta, Ohio. He has a black short smooth coat, a long tail, and a sweet face with golden eyes and a black nose. "Harmar" has a calm, quiet disposition and is quite friendly. He received vaccinations and wormer on March 4, 2014. "Harmar" was also neutered on March 4, 2014 so his adoption fee would be just $10 with an approved adoption application. He has been combo tested and is negative for both feline leukemia and FIV. His adoption fee has been sponsored. SPONSORED!!


"Harmony" is a beautiful one-year old female kitty who was surrendered by her owner on February 28, 2014 alon gwith her housemates (Marietta, Morris, and Rene’). This little sweetheart has a black short smooth coat, a long tail, and a darling face with large golden eyes and a black nose. "Harmony" has a calm disposition and a friendly disposition. She is a fairly small girl who weighs 7.6 lbs. "Harmony" has already been spayed, so her adoption fee would be just $10 with an approved adoption application. She received vaccinations and wormer on March 1, 2014.

Rene’ is a beautiful one-year old female kitty who was surrendered by her owner on February 28, 2014 along with her housemates (Harmony, Marietta, and Morris). This pretty young lady has a shiny black short smooth coat, a long tail, and a darling face with golden eyes and a black nose. Rene’ has a gentle disposition and a friendly personality. She seems sad sitting alone in a cage these days, and we can certainly understand. Rene preferred to have her glamour photos taken in an unlikely spot and she actually had a nice fluffy green blanket in her cage which would have been much more comfortable. Rene is a fairly big girl who currently weighs 9.6 pounds. She has already been spayed, so her adoption fee is just $10!

"Timothy" (formerly known as Tabitha) is a 3-year old male kitty who was surrendered by his owner on March 1, 2014. This good-looking guy has a black short smooth coat, a long tail, and a handsome face with large golden eyes, a black nose, and long black whiskers. "Timothy" has a calm, quiet disposition and a very friendly personality. "Timothy" received vaccinations and wormer on March 2, 2014 and received rabies vaccine on March 14, 2014. He has been neutered, so his adoption fee would be just $10 with an approved adoption application.

"Bustopher Jones" is a magnificent 3-year old male kitty who was surrendered by his owner on March 15, 2014. This debonair young man has a black long smooth coat, a long tail, and a handsome face with large golden eyes, a black nose, and long black whiskers. "Bustopher Jones" has a delightful personality and is a pushover for attention. He kept rolling over on his back for belly rubs during his photo session. He currently weighs 9 pounds but looks like a much larger kitty because of his long hair. The adoption fee would be $20 and includes vaccinations, basic wormer and a $20 voucher for local vets. SPONSORED!!

Belle” is a beautiful adult female kitty who was surrendered by her owner on March 17, 2014. This gorgeous girl has a black short smooth coat, a long tail, and a lovely face with golden eyes, a black nose, and long black whiskers. “Belle” has a sweet personality and enjoys being petted. Belle is a rather large girl who currently weighs 15 pounds. Her adoption fee is just $20.

"Babe" is a beautiful 8-year old female kitty who was surrendered by her owner on March 19, 2014. This sweet lady has a black short smooth coat, a long tail, and a pretty face with golden eyes, a black button nose, and long black whiskers. "Babe" will surely melt your heart when she looks up at you and seems to be ‘smiling’. She has a friendly personality and a calm disposition. "Babe" has the appearance of being fairly large even though she only weighs 9 pounds. Her adoption fee is just $20!Babe seems to have some neurological issues and is a little un-coordinated. But she eats, drinks and uses her litterbox just fine. SPECIAL NEEDS!

"Cinder" is a beautiful 2-year old female kitty who arrived at the HSOV on March 27, 2014 after a Good Samaritan found her in Marietta, Ohio and brought her to the safety of our shelter along with two other kitties (Ella and Pollyanna). This lovely young mother-to-be has a black velvet short smooth coat, a long tail, and a very pretty face with golden eyes and long black whiskers. "Cinder" has a lovable, affectionate personality and was a pushover for attention while she had her glamour photos taken. She received wormer on March 27, 2014 and will be vaccinated after she gives birth to her kittens.

Ella” is a beautiful 2-year old female kitty who came to the HSOV on March 27, 2014 after a Good Samaritan found her and two other kitties (Cinder and Pollyanna) in Marietta, Ohio and brought them to the safety of our shelter. “Ella” has a sleek black short smooth coat, a long tail (which appears to have been broken), and a pretty face with golden eyes, a black nose, and long black whiskers. This sweet girl has an affectionate personality and a calm, gentle dispostion. She loves attention and head-butts against your arms/hands to beg for petting and loving. She is special needs because she walks with a limp, but she doesn’t seem to notice that she is any different.
Ohio Valley Humane Society90 Mt. Tom Road Marietta, OH 45750Phone 740 373-5959Canine Rescue/Adoptions - Steve Herron/Ex. Director/Manager at manager@hsov.org(740) 373-5959)Celeste Ridgway-Rescue Coordinator at rlridgway@yahoo.com Feline Rescue/Adoptions - Email Steve Herron at manager@hsov.orgSharon Paul at sharonpaul2@suddenlink.netShelter Hours:12 Noon - 5 pm Monday - Friday10am - 4pm SaturdayBy Appointment Only Sunday
Adoption Fees:Adoption fees for Dogs and Puppies range from $42.75 - $117.75 depending on shots and vetting.Adoption fees for Cats& Kittens range from $25 to $40.00 depending on shots and vetting.
(submitted by insidiousmoonandry)

fuckyeahfelines:

SIGNAL BOOST for Cat Lovers in Ohio (Marietta area)

Ohio Valley Humane Society - Marietta, Ohio

This shelter has literally hundreds of cats and lots of beautiful black cats right now! Some have sponsored adoption fees!

"Harmar" is a handsome adult male kitty who came to the HSOV on February 27, 2014 after he was found on Harmar Street in Marietta, Ohio. He has a black short smooth coat, a long tail, and a sweet face with golden eyes and a black nose. "Harmar" has a calm, quiet disposition and is quite friendly. He received vaccinations and wormer on March 4, 2014. "Harmar" was also neutered on March 4, 2014 so his adoption fee would be just $10 with an approved adoption application. He has been combo tested and is negative for both feline leukemia and FIV. His adoption fee has been sponsored. SPONSORED!!

"Harmony" is a beautiful one-year old female kitty who was surrendered by her owner on February 28, 2014 alon gwith her housemates (Marietta, Morris, and Rene’). This little sweetheart has a black short smooth coat, a long tail, and a darling face with large golden eyes and a black nose. "Harmony" has a calm disposition and a friendly disposition. She is a fairly small girl who weighs 7.6 lbs. "Harmony" has already been spayed, so her adoption fee would be just $10 with an approved adoption application. She received vaccinations and wormer on March 1, 2014.

Rene’ is a beautiful one-year old female kitty who was surrendered by her owner on February 28, 2014 along with her housemates (Harmony, Marietta, and Morris). This pretty young lady has a shiny black short smooth coat, a long tail, and a darling face with golden eyes and a black nose. Rene’ has a gentle disposition and a friendly personality. She seems sad sitting alone in a cage these days, and we can certainly understand. Rene preferred to have her glamour photos taken in an unlikely spot and she actually had a nice fluffy green blanket in her cage which would have been much more comfortable. Rene is a fairly big girl who currently weighs 9.6 pounds. She has already been spayed, so her adoption fee is just $10!

"Timothy" (formerly known as Tabitha) is a 3-year old male kitty who was surrendered by his owner on March 1, 2014. This good-looking guy has a black short smooth coat, a long tail, and a handsome face with large golden eyes, a black nose, and long black whiskers. "Timothy" has a calm, quiet disposition and a very friendly personality. "Timothy" received vaccinations and wormer on March 2, 2014 and received rabies vaccine on March 14, 2014. He has been neutered, so his adoption fee would be just $10 with an approved adoption application.

"Bustopher Jones" is a magnificent 3-year old male kitty who was surrendered by his owner on March 15, 2014. This debonair young man has a black long smooth coat, a long tail, and a handsome face with large golden eyes, a black nose, and long black whiskers. "Bustopher Jones" has a delightful personality and is a pushover for attention. He kept rolling over on his back for belly rubs during his photo session. He currently weighs 9 pounds but looks like a much larger kitty because of his long hair. The adoption fee would be $20 and includes vaccinations, basic wormer and a $20 voucher for local vets. SPONSORED!!

Belle” is a beautiful adult female kitty who was surrendered by her owner on March 17, 2014. This gorgeous girl has a black short smooth coat, a long tail, and a lovely face with golden eyes, a black nose, and long black whiskers. “Belle” has a sweet personality and enjoys being petted. Belle is a rather large girl who currently weighs 15 pounds. Her adoption fee is just $20.

"Babe" is a beautiful 8-year old female kitty who was surrendered by her owner on March 19, 2014. This sweet lady has a black short smooth coat, a long tail, and a pretty face with golden eyes, a black button nose, and long black whiskers. "Babe" will surely melt your heart when she looks up at you and seems to be ‘smiling’. She has a friendly personality and a calm disposition. "Babe" has the appearance of being fairly large even though she only weighs 9 pounds. Her adoption fee is just $20!Babe seems to have some neurological issues and is a little un-coordinated. But she eats, drinks and uses her litterbox just fine. SPECIAL NEEDS!

"Cinder" is a beautiful 2-year old female kitty who arrived at the HSOV on March 27, 2014 after a Good Samaritan found her in Marietta, Ohio and brought her to the safety of our shelter along with two other kitties (Ella and Pollyanna). This lovely young mother-to-be has a black velvet short smooth coat, a long tail, and a very pretty face with golden eyes and long black whiskers. "Cinder" has a lovable, affectionate personality and was a pushover for attention while she had her glamour photos taken. She received wormer on March 27, 2014 and will be vaccinated after she gives birth to her kittens.

Ella” is a beautiful 2-year old female kitty who came to the HSOV on March 27, 2014 after a Good Samaritan found her and two other kitties (Cinder and Pollyanna) in Marietta, Ohio and brought them to the safety of our shelter. “Ella” has a sleek black short smooth coat, a long tail (which appears to have been broken), and a pretty face with golden eyes, a black nose, and long black whiskers. This sweet girl has an affectionate personality and a calm, gentle dispostion. She loves attention and head-butts against your arms/hands to beg for petting and loving. She is special needs because she walks with a limp, but she doesn’t seem to notice that she is any different.

Ohio Valley Humane Society
90 Mt. Tom Road 
Marietta, OH 45750
Phone 740 373-5959
Canine Rescue/Adoptions - Steve Herron/Ex. Director/Manager at manager@hsov.org(740) 373-5959)

Celeste Ridgway-Rescue Coordinator at rlridgway@yahoo.com 
Feline Rescue/Adoptions - Email Steve Herron at manager@hsov.org

Sharon Paul at sharonpaul2@suddenlink.net
Shelter Hours:
12 Noon - 5 pm Monday - Friday
10am - 4pm Saturday
By Appointment Only Sunday

Adoption Fees:
Adoption fees for Dogs and Puppies range from $42.75 - $117.75 depending on shots and vetting.
Adoption fees for Cats& Kittens range from $25 to $40.00 depending on shots and vetting.

(submitted by insidiousmoonandry)

fischotterchen:

oldmanstephanie:

We should have like, a Shave it All September for all the guys who complain about women participating in No Shave November

for an entire month they could shave their facial, leg, armpit, and arm hair and keep up with it every day for the month and see how fun it is?

and since No Shave November is about raising awareness for men’s health, this could be to raise awareness for a similar cause, too?

I second the motion. An excellent idea, friend.

(via chenisthebestkitty)

elloellenoh:

awesome-everyday:

KERRY I <3 YOU GIRL

"If I succeed I create the opportunity for more people to succeed…" — This

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